/u/_ThatsTicketyBoo_'s posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After a few minutes of groping in the dark I finally found the raisin I dropped under the sofa and triumphantly popped it into my mouth

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"I'll change your garage door tomorrow while you're at work to save you paying a professional"

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"Don't waste your money hiring someone son, I'll remove your garage door myself tomorrow while you're at work"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After a few minutes of groping in the dark I finally found the raisin I dropped under the sofa and triumphantly popped it into my mouth	132
"I'll change your garage door tomorrow while you're at work to save you paying a professional"	15
"Don't waste your money hiring someone son, I'll remove your garage door myself tomorrow while you're at work"	2