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As the bomb's digital display counted down, the disposal tech yelled to his supervisor, "Red, blue, or black?"

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Confident that the lighter installed on the dash of his 1977 Cadillac would be easier to operate than the Zippo in his pocket, Jimmy attempted to light a cigar.

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Jimmy noticed the sign stating that vehicles had to stop for pedestrians within the crosswalk.

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My daughter decided that she would allow her children to learn life lessons on their own terms.

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I just buried my wife last week.

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The door of a modern bank vault is extremely difficult for an inexperienced thief to open.

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In hopes of satisfying my sweet tooth with my final wish, I told the genie that I wanted two bear claws from the pastry shop.

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"The ultrasound looks good," the doctor told the expectant couple, "but we had an issue with the system so we weren't able to print out the images."

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Realizing he had been pranked, Joe blasted through the door to the apartment and yelled at his friends, "OK, all of you guys suck!"

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My Chihuahua killed a Great Dane last night.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the bomb's digital display counted down, the disposal tech yelled to his supervisor, "Red, blue, or black?"	9
Confident that the lighter installed on the dash of his 1977 Cadillac would be easier to operate than the Zippo in his pocket, Jimmy attempted to light a cigar.	8
Jimmy noticed the sign stating that vehicles had to stop for pedestrians within the crosswalk.	6
My daughter decided that she would allow her children to learn life lessons on their own terms.	6
I just buried my wife last week.	5
The door of a modern bank vault is extremely difficult for an inexperienced thief to open.	5
In hopes of satisfying my sweet tooth with my final wish, I told the genie that I wanted two bear claws from the pastry shop.	4
"The ultrasound looks good," the doctor told the expectant couple, "but we had an issue with the system so we weren't able to print out the images."	3
Realizing he had been pranked, Joe blasted through the door to the apartment and yelled at his friends, "OK, all of you guys suck!"	3
My Chihuahua killed a Great Dane last night.	2