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Three hours into his drive, the trucker couldn't imagine why he was being pulled over on the interstate, especially since the speed of his vehicle was regulated at 65 mph.

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"When we get out of this basement," she said, "we're going to have to call to report all these bones and body parts."

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Carol grinned confidently as Maury read the results: "When it comes to six-month-old Michael...David, you are the father."

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My uncle Dave used to say, "There's more than one way to skin a cat."

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My surgeon assured me that he used dissolvable thread to stitch me up and that he covered the incisions with liquid skin that would start to fall off after a couple weeks.

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I lived 93 years adhering to the principles of my faith, believing in the reward that was promised to me once my soul was released from this earthly vessel.

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As I said good night to each of the guests at my bed-and-breakfast, I couldn't help but wonder how heavily each of them would sleep.

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Dave was worried because, for four consecutive nights, he had been awakened by Anna rushing to the bathroom and throwing up.

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I caught the faint smell of food, and instinctively signaled my friends and family to follow me.

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I'm not much for impulse buys, but I couldn't resist the gallon jug of fresh squeezed lemonade on the shelf at the truckstop.

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Three hours into his drive, the trucker couldn't imagine why he was being pulled over on the interstate, especially since the speed of his vehicle was regulated at 65 mph.	2992	TwoSentenceHorror
"When we get out of this basement," she said, "we're going to have to call to report all these bones and body parts."	940	TwoSentenceHorror
Carol grinned confidently as Maury read the results: "When it comes to six-month-old Michael...David, you are the father."	579	TwoSentenceHorror
My uncle Dave used to say, "There's more than one way to skin a cat."	347	TwoSentenceHorror
My surgeon assured me that he used dissolvable thread to stitch me up and that he covered the incisions with liquid skin that would start to fall off after a couple weeks.	46	TwoSentenceHorror
I lived 93 years adhering to the principles of my faith, believing in the reward that was promised to me once my soul was released from this earthly vessel.	42	TwoSentenceHorror
As I said good night to each of the guests at my bed-and-breakfast, I couldn't help but wonder how heavily each of them would sleep.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
Dave was worried because, for four consecutive nights, he had been awakened by Anna rushing to the bathroom and throwing up.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
I caught the faint smell of food, and instinctively signaled my friends and family to follow me.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
I'm not much for impulse buys, but I couldn't resist the gallon jug of fresh squeezed lemonade on the shelf at the truckstop.	10	TwoSentenceHorror