/u/_assassinatedangel_'s posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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We thought we had struck gold when an alien mothership suddenly appeared and offered us the chance to either receive googols of gigatons of resources, or to double it and pass it on to the next planet.

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Last year, snowflakes fell from the top of my house.

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In spite of the 48-hour protests, Reddit still refused to allow third-party apps free access to its API.

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After wishing for x-ray vision from the genie, I stared in horror as the world faded away

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As I saw the news about the zombie apocalypse on the television, I rushed to get my son.

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I've gotten used to the bodies littering the floor by now.

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As soon as the seer told me that I had only 1 more year to live, me, having ben afraid of death my whole life, invested all my savings into an isolated bunker and locked myself in.

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When the seer told me I would be dying in 80 year's time, I felt extremely relieved.

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Not On Our Side

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Having learnt morse code as part of my New Year's resolution, I couldn't wait to apply my newfound skills to real life.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We thought we had struck gold when an alien mothership suddenly appeared and offered us the chance to either receive googols of gigatons of resources, or to double it and pass it on to the next planet.	1783
Last year, snowflakes fell from the top of my house.	45
In spite of the 48-hour protests, Reddit still refused to allow third-party apps free access to its API.	16
After wishing for x-ray vision from the genie, I stared in horror as the world faded away	15
As I saw the news about the zombie apocalypse on the television, I rushed to get my son.	12
I've gotten used to the bodies littering the floor by now.	11
As soon as the seer told me that I had only 1 more year to live, me, having ben afraid of death my whole life, invested all my savings into an isolated bunker and locked myself in.	6
When the seer told me I would be dying in 80 year's time, I felt extremely relieved.	5
Not On Our Side	3
Having learnt morse code as part of my New Year's resolution, I couldn't wait to apply my newfound skills to real life.	1