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His obsession, his physique; her rosy skin, her dainty lips.

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They say sailors are often lured to their watery graves by the poignantly beautiful songs of sirens, but that’s not true.

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Mary cradled her son in her arms, crying, trying to convince the villagers that he was just an ordinary boy.

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As the last resort to get rid of my deep acne scars, I went to a shaman who told me that sleeping beside a live cockroach overnight would completely smooth out my skin the next morning.

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The girls at school told me I could have beautiful skin like theirs if I took a bath with sesame seeds every night.

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My girlfriend had an annoying habit of never cleaning up the loose hair from the floor drain after she showered.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
His obsession, his physique; her rosy skin, her dainty lips.	2107
They say sailors are often lured to their watery graves by the poignantly beautiful songs of sirens, but that’s not true.	1798
Mary cradled her son in her arms, crying, trying to convince the villagers that he was just an ordinary boy.	360
As the last resort to get rid of my deep acne scars, I went to a shaman who told me that sleeping beside a live cockroach overnight would completely smooth out my skin the next morning.	258
The girls at school told me I could have beautiful skin like theirs if I took a bath with sesame seeds every night.	154
My girlfriend had an annoying habit of never cleaning up the loose hair from the floor drain after she showered.	130