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I hate catering for events.

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My one mistake in life was underestimating coconut crabs’ ability to kill and eat Amelia Earhart.

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As I walked home I knew I shouldn’t have let my girlfriend and her friends dress me up for the party.

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I’m always upset when my witchy goth gf doesn’t let me accompany her on the frequent nights out she takes with her friends lately.

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I’d never experienced American healthcare before, so when the doctor offered me a ‘free first treatment’ I accepted gratefully.

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I screamed at the policeman to help me, that’s not my father!

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that’s not supposed to happen, i thought, clicking the dial on my time machine forward again.

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They told me Australia wasn’t as dangerous as it’s made out to be.

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I never understood why my family wanted me to get tattoos!

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It appeared i was the only one awake this late, i thought as i scanned the New York train carriage at midnight

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I hate catering for events.	45
My one mistake in life was underestimating coconut crabs’ ability to kill and eat Amelia Earhart.	1
As I walked home I knew I shouldn’t have let my girlfriend and her friends dress me up for the party.	1
I’m always upset when my witchy goth gf doesn’t let me accompany her on the frequent nights out she takes with her friends lately.	1
I’d never experienced American healthcare before, so when the doctor offered me a ‘free first treatment’ I accepted gratefully.	1
I screamed at the policeman to help me, that’s not my father!	1
that’s not supposed to happen, i thought, clicking the dial on my time machine forward again.	1
They told me Australia wasn’t as dangerous as it’s made out to be.	1
I never understood why my family wanted me to get tattoos!	1
It appeared i was the only one awake this late, i thought as i scanned the New York train carriage at midnight	1