/u/aRandomFox-I's posts
[WP] There exist immortal beings who are literally impossible to kill. You could decapitate one, and their headless body will still be standing there, annoyed and commenting on your rudeness. That hasn't stopped a pair of rival immortals from trying, though. They've been at it for a while now...
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[EU] During a moment of free time, a guardsman wanders to a nearby lake to ponder their life's problems. In the water is a derelict dreadnought, a relic of some forgotten ancient battle. "Oh, Dreadnought of the lake, what is your wisdom?" they ask. Unexpectedly, the dreadnought answers.
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[WP] You have the power to heal any injury or disease... or so you once thought. In reality your power only transfers the ailment to someone else. And you can't control who.
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[WP] Ever since the financial disaster that was DN:F, Duke Nukem finds himself being forced to take on more family-friendly roles to keep the lights on.
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[WP] A human tries to convince a robot that it is not human. A robot tries to convince a human that they are not a robot.
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[WP] "See, it's all about belief! If you believe - truly believe - that water can be air and skin can be iron, that stone can be soft and the wind can be walked on, you too can bend the world to your whim. Assert your will against reality itself!"
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[EU] The Magrathea Corporation's portfolio of custom-built planets is vast and includes many a novelty design. Ranging from cubes, disks and toruses, to some in the likeness of their commissioner's heads, and at least one in the shape of a male reproductive organ of their species.
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[WP] You are a brain. Your human is a complete, utter imbecile. It takes everything you have just to nudge them away from doing something incredibly stupid that'll probably get the both of you killed. And that's just a normal day in your life.
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[WP] Ever since your friend learned that they were the Main Character, it has gone completely to their head.
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