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I have a new pet, called Larry and I feel him every night.

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After all these years of hard labour I became finally president of the United States.

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"I want to be immortal" NSFW

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"Oh look, a mushroom" my daughter said, while we walked through the park.

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I look at the burning body of our beloved pet, having the smell of roasted flesh in my nose and the unnatural whimper of an ending life in my ears.

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I bought a Voodoodoll, gave it my hair and did a lot of awful stuff with it and nothing happened.

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I was silent and didn't even flinched a muscle, when his sharp blade stabed through my intestines.

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He gets sucked in deeper and deeper into the black void until he vanished without a trace. NSFW

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"You have a cancer in your brain", the doc claimed scared

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We finally deciphered the wow signal from 1977

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I have a new pet, called Larry and I feel him every night.	297
After all these years of hard labour I became finally president of the United States.	162
"I want to be immortal" NSFW	152
"Oh look, a mushroom" my daughter said, while we walked through the park.	69
I look at the burning body of our beloved pet, having the smell of roasted flesh in my nose and the unnatural whimper of an ending life in my ears.	54
I bought a Voodoodoll, gave it my hair and did a lot of awful stuff with it and nothing happened.	51
I was silent and didn't even flinched a muscle, when his sharp blade stabed through my intestines.	41
He gets sucked in deeper and deeper into the black void until he vanished without a trace. NSFW	22
"You have a cancer in your brain", the doc claimed scared	21
We finally deciphered the wow signal from 1977	18