/u/aausch's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I've been drafted into the life extension game - every time someone reads this, my life line is extended by exactly 10 minutes.

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[Dec21] Now that dinner's over, you can go upstairs and play with grandma.

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[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except the sun has yet to set

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[Dec21] It almost feels like Christmas, except the snowmen have found our cabin.

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Foremost physicist of my time, using most modern telescopes, youth spent piercing knowledge in deep gaps between stars.

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Bear, monkey, fridge, iPhone, octopus - each part, on its own, easy enough identify

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've been drafted into the life extension game - every time someone reads this, my life line is extended by exactly 10 minutes.	449
[Dec21] Now that dinner's over, you can go upstairs and play with grandma.	5
[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except the sun has yet to set	4
[Dec21] It almost feels like Christmas, except the snowmen have found our cabin.	4
Foremost physicist of my time, using most modern telescopes, youth spent piercing knowledge in deep gaps between stars.	2
Bear, monkey, fridge, iPhone, octopus - each part, on its own, easy enough identify	1