/u/acrowsmurder's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My childhood bully Eric was now a multimillionaire, had a loving family, and so many connections he was considering running for state senator.

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I knew I was in trouble when Mom called me by my full name.

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My first wish for the genie was for a lifetime supply of garlic bread.

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I went outside to test my formula for time travel, having spent the past twenty years wasting my life looking for it.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My childhood bully Eric was now a multimillionaire, had a loving family, and so many connections he was considering running for state senator.	115
I knew I was in trouble when Mom called me by my full name.	55
My first wish for the genie was for a lifetime supply of garlic bread.	7
I went outside to test my formula for time travel, having spent the past twenty years wasting my life looking for it.	1