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[WP]: Write a story that sounds idiotic and poorly written all the way until the last sentence

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[WP]: There are four rules to surviving solitary confinement: Stay calm. Eat your meals. Keep track of time. Don't talk to Bob.

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[WP]: Most feral children are raised by animals like wolves, apes or boars. Your new roommate was apparently raised by pigeons.

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[WP]: The narrator is either ignorant or in denial of something that is very obvious to the reader.

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[WP]: The relationship between a ghost inhabiting a haunted house and the real estate agent trying to sell it is starting to get tense.

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[WP]: Magic comes with a cost, so in order to maximise the desired outcome of a spell with minimum cost, you need to be very specific and very creative.

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[WP]: You are not sure how it ended up being your job to raise and train the second coming of Christ. You are not even a christian.

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[WP]: With a remarkable healing factor and an unquenchable thirst to mess with things just to see what happens, humans are the "hold my beer and watch this" species of the galaxy.

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[WP]: Leaving people gifts is a socially acceptable way to begin flirting. Many start with a single rose, the extravagant and dramatic with a diamond or an heirloom. You have just been presented with a pinecone.

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[WP]: "You know what? I'm actually not even here to take you back. I just want to know how the hell does someone like you escape a maximum security prison with nothing but a rope and a seam ripper."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP]: Write a story that sounds idiotic and poorly written all the way until the last sentence	228
[WP]: There are four rules to surviving solitary confinement: Stay calm. Eat your meals. Keep track of time. Don't talk to Bob.	227
[WP]: Most feral children are raised by animals like wolves, apes or boars. Your new roommate was apparently raised by pigeons.	218
[WP]: The narrator is either ignorant or in denial of something that is very obvious to the reader.	208
[WP]: The relationship between a ghost inhabiting a haunted house and the real estate agent trying to sell it is starting to get tense.	199
[WP]: Magic comes with a cost, so in order to maximise the desired outcome of a spell with minimum cost, you need to be very specific and very creative.	195
[WP]: You are not sure how it ended up being your job to raise and train the second coming of Christ. You are not even a christian.	194
[WP]: With a remarkable healing factor and an unquenchable thirst to mess with things just to see what happens, humans are the "hold my beer and watch this" species of the galaxy.	180
[WP]: Leaving people gifts is a socially acceptable way to begin flirting. Many start with a single rose, the extravagant and dramatic with a diamond or an heirloom. You have just been presented with a pinecone.	177
[WP]: "You know what? I'm actually not even here to take you back. I just want to know how the hell does someone like you escape a maximum security prison with nothing but a rope and a seam ripper."	175