/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]: While the hero is unstoppable in his armour, he is a fairly ordinary human being outside of it. Many villains have attempted to steal the armour or strip him of it, while you seem to be the only one to reach the easiest conclusion: Just get him too fat to fit in it.
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[WP]: Two people have been sending each other floral arrangements, having a long conversation in the language of flowers. However, the flowers mean different things in their respective cultures, and when they finally meet, the two have completely different ideas of the nature of their meeting.
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[WP]: You work in the botany section of the Bureau of the Management of the Abnormal. Most of your days are pretty calm and relaxing. Unfortunately, today is one of those days when some bastard gets himself pricked by the were-cactus.
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[WP]: When you die, every pet you've ever had is waiting for you on the other side, so happy that you are finally home.
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[WP]: Your first book became a massive global success, and the series gets turned into a massively disappointing TV show. You can't break the contract but to spite them, you start making the plot increasingly difficult and expensive to filmatize. Write a random excerpt from the 12th book.
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[WP]: Some people are born with the power to control the elements, the rarer the element, the rarer the gift. Carbon wielders are a ruling elite. You control radium.
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[WP]: And suddenly, wielding a toothpick like a spear, holding a grape under one arm, my tiny enemy confronted me.
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[WP]: Fascinatingly enough, you actually have a very respectable, sane and rational reason as to why you were found downtown at 3 AM, dressed in nothing but a damp towel, chasing pigeons armed with a broken umbrella.
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[WP]: "Okay... Guess what has opposable thumbs, figured out nuclear weapons before space travel, and are currently building a big colony at the back of our ship?"
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