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[WP]: Your new roommate makes some sort of superstitious wards against "evil spirits" or something, and you decide to pretend to be scared of them as a joke. One day when you are alone at home, you realise that you truly cannot make yourself touch one.

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[WP]: Vikings are known for their love for cleanliness. masculine beauty and hygiene products. In this unfortunate timeline, the time-travel vikings raid your store for bath bombs

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[WP]: In the morning, you wake up to the complete destruction. You sigh and scribble a post-it note: "Note to drunk self: If a pet is larger than a cat and costs less than 5 dollars, don't buy it."

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[WP]: You are pretty sure that the four stray cats that keep hanging around your backyard are the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

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[WP]: A frantic 7-year-old kid appears at your door, cursing like a sailor. He has nothing on him but a wallet of a 24-year-old man who looks like him. He needs your help and a shot of whiskey.

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[CW]: Tell the story of a human life, only describing the shoes they wore.

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[WP]: You weren't raised by wolves. Your family is actually a pack of highly efficient german shepherds.

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[RF]: Your husband is a showman, above anything else. All the world is a stage for him. The act he loves putting on the most is pretending to love you.

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[WP]: You are sleeping peacefully in your dorm when someone smashes onto your side, reeking of beer, screaming "THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!"

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[CW]: There’s, like, three or four layers of unreliable narrators going on.

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[WP]: Your new roommate makes some sort of superstitious wards against "evil spirits" or something, and you decide to pretend to be scared of them as a joke. One day when you are alone at home, you realise that you truly cannot make yourself touch one.	29
[WP]: Vikings are known for their love for cleanliness. masculine beauty and hygiene products. In this unfortunate timeline, the time-travel vikings raid your store for bath bombs	29
[WP]: In the morning, you wake up to the complete destruction. You sigh and scribble a post-it note: "Note to drunk self: If a pet is larger than a cat and costs less than 5 dollars, don't buy it."	29
[WP]: You are pretty sure that the four stray cats that keep hanging around your backyard are the four horsemen of the apocalypse.	28
[WP]: A frantic 7-year-old kid appears at your door, cursing like a sailor. He has nothing on him but a wallet of a 24-year-old man who looks like him. He needs your help and a shot of whiskey.	28
[CW]: Tell the story of a human life, only describing the shoes they wore.	28
[WP]: You weren't raised by wolves. Your family is actually a pack of highly efficient german shepherds.	28
[RF]: Your husband is a showman, above anything else. All the world is a stage for him. The act he loves putting on the most is pretending to love you.	27
[WP]: You are sleeping peacefully in your dorm when someone smashes onto your side, reeking of beer, screaming "THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!"	27
[CW]: There’s, like, three or four layers of unreliable narrators going on.	27