/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
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[WP]: You're not like the other heroes. You're lazy, feeble, ugly, not a born leader nor particularly charismatic. You have no natural nor supernatural talents save for one: The laws of probability are completely screwed with you.
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[WP]: If you make a contract with a human, the first rule is to have to have a lawyer with you. The second rule is to make sure the lawyer isn't human either.
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[WP]: There are three things whose destructive power you should never underestimate: an avalanche, a cornered wolf, and a small engineer with a pair of pliers
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[WP]: Rare people are chosen by an animal unlike any other, and granted superhuman gifts. There is a heroine in the east with a horse and speed unlike anyone, a robber king in the north wit a bear and superhuman strength. You have Minny the chicken and an unlikely luck in tossing a coin.
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[WP]: "It's actually a big holiday for my people. You're supposed to spend it with family. But I guess at a time like this, you three will have to do."
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[WP]: Every lie you've ever told appears imprinted in a random spot on your body, in the exact size of the lie. The bigger the lie, the bigger the text.
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[WP]: You didn't have a fairy godmother. Instead, you got your three gifts from three fairy godfathers. Unfortunately they were all drunk frat boys not taking this very seriously.
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