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[WP]: There is an assassin in your bedroom. He flat-out told you he is an assassin. He doesn't look like an assassin. As a matter of fact, he is downright adorable.

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[WP]: ”It’s like the circus, or any other art. Many try it, because they think it will be fun. Most leave when they learn it is not. Those who stay are the ones who have nowhere else to go.”

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[WP]: Over half of the space junk circulating Earth disappears overnight. Someone - or something - is going through our trash

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[WP]: Cowboy boots, and you suddenly know how to ride a horse like no other. Trainers, and you run faster than anyone. Whatever shoes you are wearing, you gain their skill.

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[WP]: you have no idea how your 14-year-old son has become the boss of the most feared crime organisation in 3 continents

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[WP]: Today was the unfortunate day you learned what the tooth fairy really DOES with all those teeth

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[WP]: You finally discover the truth of the mysterious ailment you've had since childhood: you are allergic to crappy plot twists

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[WP]: Your son never leaves the basement. Annoyed by this, you one day go down there and slam the windows open. His skin begins to smoke as sunlight touches it.

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[WP]: Coming from a long family line of short-lived rampant alcoholics, ”natural selection” of sorts has given you a remarkable tolerance of alcohol. When the brain-controlling fungus destroyed the world, you were one of the few immune. After all, alcohol too is a fungal poison.

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[WP]: Two protagonists of completely different genres encounter each other in a drunk tank.

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[WP]: There is an assassin in your bedroom. He flat-out told you he is an assassin. He doesn't look like an assassin. As a matter of fact, he is downright adorable.	9
[WP]: ”It’s like the circus, or any other art. Many try it, because they think it will be fun. Most leave when they learn it is not. Those who stay are the ones who have nowhere else to go.”	9
[WP]: Over half of the space junk circulating Earth disappears overnight. Someone - or something - is going through our trash	9
[WP]: Cowboy boots, and you suddenly know how to ride a horse like no other. Trainers, and you run faster than anyone. Whatever shoes you are wearing, you gain their skill.	9
[WP]: you have no idea how your 14-year-old son has become the boss of the most feared crime organisation in 3 continents	9
[WP]: Today was the unfortunate day you learned what the tooth fairy really DOES with all those teeth	9
[WP]: You finally discover the truth of the mysterious ailment you've had since childhood: you are allergic to crappy plot twists	9
[WP]: Your son never leaves the basement. Annoyed by this, you one day go down there and slam the windows open. His skin begins to smoke as sunlight touches it.	9
[WP]: Coming from a long family line of short-lived rampant alcoholics, ”natural selection” of sorts has given you a remarkable tolerance of alcohol. When the brain-controlling fungus destroyed the world, you were one of the few immune. After all, alcohol too is a fungal poison.	9
[WP]: Two protagonists of completely different genres encounter each other in a drunk tank.	9