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[WP]: ”Look, man, nobody said I was any good. Just that I’m the best you can get.”

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[WP]: As you rent an apartment, your new landlady lists you the things you’re not allowed, wich are the standard, no smoking indoors, no noise at quiet hours, etc. And no whistling at any time. Today, two years later, you forgot the rule and whistled a tune. You hear rumbling.

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[WP]: The most annoying man in the world meets the most annoying woman in the world. It’s love at first sight.

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[WP]: You are a teacher. One student in particular keeps finding new creative ways to do the assignments in a way opposite of what you intended, but still technically speaking not WRONG. You know you should be failing them, but it's too fascinating.

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[EU] You don't know how this collie figured out your deeply guarded secret - that you can speak to animals, but she knows you understand her, so YOU are the one she comes to about every damn kid stuck in a well.

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[WP]: Humans take delight in scratching, petting and cuddling any creature that allows it. Surprisingly, the universe is full of creatures who would enjoy being petted.

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[WP]: After a long, serious consideration, you've become convinced that your cat is gaslighting you

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[WP]: Write about a relatively mundane event in someone's life, making it feel like a grand, epic adventure.

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[WP]: You thought guardian angels would be soft and sweet. Yours, however, is both hideous and horrifying, and smells like wet garbage. And you wouldn't change to another one, not for the world.

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[WP]: People have their moral alignments written somewhere on their bodies. Yours reads "CHAOTIC NEUTRAL". You have no idea why.

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[WP]: ”Look, man, nobody said I was any good. Just that I’m the best you can get.”	8
[WP]: As you rent an apartment, your new landlady lists you the things you’re not allowed, wich are the standard, no smoking indoors, no noise at quiet hours, etc. And no whistling at any time. Today, two years later, you forgot the rule and whistled a tune. You hear rumbling.	8
[WP]: The most annoying man in the world meets the most annoying woman in the world. It’s love at first sight.	8
[WP]: You are a teacher. One student in particular keeps finding new creative ways to do the assignments in a way opposite of what you intended, but still technically speaking not WRONG. You know you should be failing them, but it's too fascinating.	8
[EU] You don't know how this collie figured out your deeply guarded secret - that you can speak to animals, but she knows you understand her, so YOU are the one she comes to about every damn kid stuck in a well.	8
[WP]: Humans take delight in scratching, petting and cuddling any creature that allows it. Surprisingly, the universe is full of creatures who would enjoy being petted.	8
[WP]: After a long, serious consideration, you've become convinced that your cat is gaslighting you	7
[WP]: Write about a relatively mundane event in someone's life, making it feel like a grand, epic adventure.	7
[WP]: You thought guardian angels would be soft and sweet. Yours, however, is both hideous and horrifying, and smells like wet garbage. And you wouldn't change to another one, not for the world.	7
[WP]: People have their moral alignments written somewhere on their bodies. Yours reads "CHAOTIC NEUTRAL". You have no idea why.	7