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[IP]: The time your dog got arrested

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[WP]: "Just what kind of a name is 'Washed-Ashore'?"

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[WP]: People have genres which dictate their lives. Your mother was Action and your father was a Romantic Comedy. For you, life is mainly weird.

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[WP]: "I'm sorry, sir, but I think you've had enough. We're cutting you off", the cashier said, at the only place for miles that sells explosives in the quantities you'll be needing.

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[WP]: You aren't used to having a permanent name. "Call me whatever" is how you have introduced yourself for decades. But one name haunts you.

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[WP]: ”Look, man, I crawled out of hell spitting out blood and demon teeth, now I just want to plant peyonies. Don’t make me do it again.”

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[WP]: For one reason of another, the tattoos that people have suddenly give them traits and powers related to the subject of the ink. Unfortunately, yours wasn't a very fortunate one.

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[WP]: An immortal villain has awaken from his 500-year slumber, now ready to take over the modern world. With nothing better to do, you agree to be his right-hand man. 90% of your job is to keep him from embarrassing himself.

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[WP]: You're the one that people go to when they need to see a doctor but don't want the police involved. Stabbings and bullet wounds from feuds with other criminals are your daily bread, but this new patient is something you haven't seen before.

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[WP]: "And that's exactly where you're wrong, sweetheart. You weren't the only one of your kind. You're not even the first one. You were just the first to survive."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[IP]: The time your dog got arrested	7
[WP]: "Just what kind of a name is 'Washed-Ashore'?"	7
[WP]: People have genres which dictate their lives. Your mother was Action and your father was a Romantic Comedy. For you, life is mainly weird.	7
[WP]: "I'm sorry, sir, but I think you've had enough. We're cutting you off", the cashier said, at the only place for miles that sells explosives in the quantities you'll be needing.	7
[WP]: You aren't used to having a permanent name. "Call me whatever" is how you have introduced yourself for decades. But one name haunts you.	7
[WP]: ”Look, man, I crawled out of hell spitting out blood and demon teeth, now I just want to plant peyonies. Don’t make me do it again.”	7
[WP]: For one reason of another, the tattoos that people have suddenly give them traits and powers related to the subject of the ink. Unfortunately, yours wasn't a very fortunate one.	7
[WP]: An immortal villain has awaken from his 500-year slumber, now ready to take over the modern world. With nothing better to do, you agree to be his right-hand man. 90% of your job is to keep him from embarrassing himself.	7
[WP]: You're the one that people go to when they need to see a doctor but don't want the police involved. Stabbings and bullet wounds from feuds with other criminals are your daily bread, but this new patient is something you haven't seen before.	7
[WP]: "And that's exactly where you're wrong, sweetheart. You weren't the only one of your kind. You're not even the first one. You were just the first to survive."	7