/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]: A new, lethal STD becomes a pandemic due to an unusual side-effect: It makes the infected really, really attractive NSFW
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[WP]: You were thrown into this deeply cliché'd fantasy world from the real one, but you're not the hero type. Knowing all the tropes, however, you do pretty well as the slimy, manipulative mastermind advisor. The heroic king hates keeping you around, and the fact that you're always right.
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[WP]: It's been three years since society has collapsed. Most people who made it through the blast have been claimed by things that came after. You're doing fine. Going from homeless to a hunter-gatherer was much less of a dramatic change than you'd think. The meek have inherited the Earth.
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[WP]: Most people are born with three names tattooed on their wrist: Their true love, their biggest enemy, and their greatest ally. You only have one name.
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[WP]: You have been blacklisted from making deals with demons. No crossroads demon will do business with you again.
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[WP]: It is customary to propose a marriage by sticking an ornate dagger on your love's door. The bigger and more beautiful the weapon is, the more tempting the offer. One morning you wake up to a massive, engraved claymore stabbed right through your front door.
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[WP]: a very powerful reality-warping entity is in love with you. While the poor thing does its best to shower you with gifts and favours, it does not quite understand what humans actually like
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[WP]: "When a human says 'hold my beer', that's a warning. That's when you run. ESPECIALLY if the said human is not currently holding a beverage."
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[WP]: Everybody in the mob has a job to do, nobody eats for free. Except for you. The boss keeps you around because he thinks you’re funny. Essentially, you are a court jester.
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