/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP]: You are a notorious genius schemer, a charming scroundrel that never gets caught. You are known for your habit of feigning stupidity to both deceive and taunt your enemies. Nobody must know your secret: You actually really ARE just an idiot who keeps getting lucky.
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[WP]: It's the year 2217. The laziest upstarting writer decides to write a torrid historical romance set in the early 21st century without doing any research whatsoever.
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[WP]: "The elimination mission has failed, sir. It appears to be the men have... Adopted the target."
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[WP]: Parrots can be astonishingly intelligent and prone to mischief. You, however, are actually just a dude who was turned into a parakeet by a scorned ex. Incapable of truly communicating your plight, you settle to spending the rest of your life messing with your new owner.
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[WP]: "It doesn't matter that it wasn't real. What matters was the choices you made, thinking it was."
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[WP]: Six out of seven people die of a mysterious global plague. Who lives and who dies seems completely random, but the pandemic has a pattern. You are the only one who knows what it is.
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[WP]: You check the beacon every morning, like your mother taught you to. You don't know why, even your grandmother did not know why, but it must be done. It has always been the same, dead and unlit, until this morning, as it burns with a bright green flame.
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[WP]: A poacher, a fighter, a drunk and a boy with his mouth taped shut share a moment at a police station.
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