/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts
[WP]: "You know what? I'm actually not even here to take you back. I just want to know how the hell does someone like you escape a maximum security prison with nothing but a rope and a seam ripper."
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[WP]: Pet humans are a distinct, domesticated breed and capturing one from the wild for the exotic pet market is both illegal and highly unethical. Your captors did not particularly care.
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[WP]: Puns are painful, and dad jokes have been weaponised. Deep at the heart of a cozy little suburb, a group of dads have organised their own secret illegal fight club.
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[WP]: You point the remote at your fridge and push the button. The half a hotdog inside turns into a three-course meal. You point it at your car, and the old wreck turns into a cadillac. You point it at your cat...
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[WP]: Getting sucked into a cliché, badly written and predictable fantasy book was inconvenience enough. You, however, become renown for always seeming to know what is going to happen next. You, quite literally, know all the tropes.
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[WP]: There is a box at the centre of the city. On the box is a door. Whoever goes through returns speaking gibberish, not understanding speech or knowing their loved ones from strangers. They seem to understand each others' bizarre speech. They huddle together in horror.
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[WP]: "There is one thing I want to let you know about this place. The jester is the only one whose word you should take seriously."
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