/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts
[WP]: Accidentally calling someone on your phone is called butt-dialling. You kind of did the same thing, except you accidentally summonned a demon.
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[WP]: You walk into your kitchen at 3 am for some water. You find a wizard, sitting at your table, drinking your beers and eating stale chips.
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[WP]: The intergalactic congress wasn't inspired by human sciences, inventions or weapons. We all have that. They were interested of the birds, of sea shanties and dogs howling along to ambulance sirens. This is the planet of song.
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[WP]: Birds communicate with it. Dogs howl along to ambulance sirens. Humans, who love telling stories, tell stories with it. Every planet eventually figures out nuclear weapons and space travel, but Earth is the planet of song.
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[WP]: "Scientifically speaking, it's the opposite of a retrovirus. Technically speaking, we're not allowed to call them vampires."
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[WP]: Heroes, antiheroes, adventurers fated to save the world... You don't know why, but due to some combination of recessive genes you and your spouse have, all your children have turned out to become Protagonists.
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[WP]: What you are witnessing can only be described as the opposite of an explosion: Suddenly a bunch of material scattered around you flies together in one place, taking the shape of a human being.
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