/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts
[WP]: There's three rules to life as you know it. Be fast, be smart, and respect your elders. Because around here, nobody lives past forty without being very, very fast and very, very smart.
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[WP]: Learning to adapt, immortals must choose careers they are certain won’t change with the times. You’ve been doing fine for centuries, but the last 100 years have completely ruined your credibility.
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[WP]: You are the evening supervisor of a local school gym. Usually it’s rented out for sports teams’ practice, yoga classes and the sort, but there is one man who rents it out for two hours every week, for himself. One day, you decide to sneak in and see what he’s even DOING in there.
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[WP]: Apparently there's a BIG distinction between a cowardly bastard and bastardly coward, and because of this, you have been challenged to a duel.
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[WP]: When you were born, people living to 120 wasn't unheard of. Now, at 58, you are the eldest in the village.
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[IP]: "Good evening. Please state your business" the dog says in fluent russian. You have no idea why you understand russian.
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