/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts
[WP]: Demons, like crows, are intelligent and remember people as individuals. If you regularly leave out treats for them, they will bring you little gifts in return.
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[WP]: For some inexplicable reason, everyone in the office is politely pretending not to notice that your boss is a massive rhinocerous.
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[WP]: A strange woman appears out of the wilderness with no money, ID or background of any kind. Her manners are odd. She can't explain who she is, or where she has come from. It is only once you are married that she confines in you: She is from the year 2216.
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[WP]: "And this is PRECISELY why we don't go out. It all starts with nice drinks and good plans and the next thing I know Prince Charming is throwing up on your floor, the house is trashed and someone let the damn crocodile in again.
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[WP]: "No intelligent creature would shatter the veil of reality just to see what's on the other side." "You've never worked with humans, have you?"
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[WP]: You've been meaning to fix that hole on the side of your doorstep for some time. Now that you finally get to it, you discover it has been turned into the world's tiniest pub.
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