/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts
[WP]: "I'm sorry, sir, but I think you've had enough. We're cutting you off", the cashier said, at the only place for miles that sells explosives in the quantities you'll be needing.
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[WP]: You gain the unique opportunity to alter your child's "stats" before they are born. Unfortunately, something went wrong, taking nearly everything from your son's intelligence, and placing it in beauty
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[WP]: Two people, both of whom believe that the other is irredeemably evil, are stuck together in the same confined space. It is time to share a very awkward cup of tea.
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[WP]: The same horrifying illness has always haunted your family, inevitable, unpreventable, cutting the lives of your loved ones short one after another, until you are the last one left. Preparing for your inevitable fate you suddenly hear... they discovered a cure.
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[WP]: ”That’s the thing”, she said, sitting down and offering the dying man a cigarette. ”I don’t think there’s bad dogs or bad people. Just dogs and people who have been to bad places.”
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[WP]: Parrots can be astonishingly intelligent and prone to mischief. You, however, are actually just a dude who was turned into a parakeet by a scorned ex. Incapable of truly communicating your plight, you settle to spending the rest of your life messing with your new owner.
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[WP]: Somehow, your life has culminated into this moment. You are about to save the lives of 43 people by snatching a fork from the hand of a man wearing a powdered wig.
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