/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts
[WP]: Somehow, the fact that your new companion's full, entire name is Human is the least suspicious thing about her.
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[WP]: There's a man sleeping curled up on your porch. He is wearing an old jacket with one sleeve torn off, and something written on his forearm in old, deep scars. "THIEF"
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[WP]: You wake up, and the world is in chaos. Every time someone tells a lie, their pants spontaneously catch on fire.
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[WP]: The man cocked his gun and laughed. "What am I here for? As far as you're concerned, I'm looking for little Dorothy because her house landed on my mother."
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[WP]: He is the best king the kingdom has ever had. Unfortunately, he also has social anxiety. The only way to gain the king' favour - and therefore power in the court - is by figuring out how to make him less scared of you.
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[WP]: The reptilian invaders were prepared for the human military. They were prepared for the climate. They were prepared for resistance. What they weren't prepared for was Steve Irwin.
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[WP]: It's dark outside. You hear a thud at your door. It's the mothman. He is transfixed by your porch light.
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