/u/actually_crazy_irl's posts
[WP]: You are the best bard in the county, arguably the best in the known world. Your annoying teenage master is going through that phase of listening to the same goddamn song over and over again.
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[WP]: Halfway through a train robbery, you come to realise that one of these bastards is a kid you went to school with.
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[WP]: You were walking your dog when you were abducted by aliens. Unfortunately, they happen to clip the translator on the wrong specimen. Your fate depends upon the judgement from the other end of the leash.
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[TT]: You can hear Hell from your living room. The sound isn't fire and brimstone, the screams of thousands being tortured. It's a quiet, gentle hum that never stops. After three weeks, you wish it was screaming.
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[WP]: You thought that history could not be changed by petty events. By an accident, you went back but somehow returned. But by misplacing a single stone, you changed everything.
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If you took a bow and an arrow into space and shot an arrow into a random direction and it never hits anything, how far could it possibly fly?
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[WP]: The love of your life was very strange, but very poetic. After being widowed, you discover they meant everything literally.
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[EU]: Stuck as roommates, Peter Pan and Dorian Gray spiral into the most immature prank war of the century
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[WP]: First you see a wingless bat with human teeth. Then a man with the upper half of a horse for a head. Then a human going on all fours like a wolf. You have wandered to the realm of Opposite Mythical Creatures.
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