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“A drink for your daughter?“

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“Be aggressive, be be aggressive, B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E!”

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The hot sun blazes down as I walk across the parking lot after a long day at work.

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As I left she told me, “break a leg”.

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“No big deal”, you think calmly when the elevator suddenly stops between floors.

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“I’m sorry dear, I’ve really let myself go”, I said to my wife.

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“See you soon,” he said with a smile.

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I’m not worried, it only eats purple people.

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“Lose 20 lbs in one day, results guaranteed”, touted the program.

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“I’ll see you tomorrow at the chapel”, I say excitedly, kissing her.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“A drink for your daughter?“	12389
“Be aggressive, be be aggressive, B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E!”	669
The hot sun blazes down as I walk across the parking lot after a long day at work.	44
As I left she told me, “break a leg”.	20
“No big deal”, you think calmly when the elevator suddenly stops between floors.	17
“I’m sorry dear, I’ve really let myself go”, I said to my wife.	10
“See you soon,” he said with a smile.	7
I’m not worried, it only eats purple people.	3
“Lose 20 lbs in one day, results guaranteed”, touted the program.	1
“I’ll see you tomorrow at the chapel”, I say excitedly, kissing her.	1