/u/afdnzz's posts
[WP] there is a ghost in your house. Unfortunately the "stalks the halls in an ethereal gory mess" kind, but at least she tries to help.
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[WP] We where so worried about AI coming to take over, we hardly noticed the animal kingdom joining forces to unseat humans from their place of power.
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[WP] As an adventurer, you where told that monsters do not speak as humans do, they only repeat words they've heard with no correlation to what the mean. It is, however, becoming harder to beleive as your carrier advances.
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[WP] In your moment of greatest need, when everyone else has abandoned you, you did not expect *them* to come to your rescue.
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[WP] Tradition states any hero brave enough to rescue a princess from a dragon wins her hand in marriage. As the king, it falls to you to remind these "heroes" that the dragon they "rescued" her from is her mother and does not count.
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[WP] Being a wizard sounds fun on paper, but that's the problem, all the command words had to be spoken apathetically and new wizards have a hard time containing themselves.
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[WP] an alien arrives on earth, being the first planet in the way after they overshot their jump from their home planet.
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[WP] after a cursed sheild makes the paladin unable to refuse an invitation, the rest of her party uses it to take her on nice dates that she refused before out of duty.
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