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My ex just called and asked if she can sleep at my place because a stalker has been coming to her house at night.

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My girlfriend woke me up and told me that she heard screaming from my backyard

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I invited the detective over for dinner who has been trying for weeks to find my missing wife.

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“Sorry I asked you so many questions, some creep has been watching us and I didn’t want to accidentally buzz him up,” I told the pizza delivery guy at my door.

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If my wife just called me saying she’s running errands, then who’s in bed with me right now?

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I thought I was laying in bed with my wife, but heard her call out from the kitchen

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I was fast

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My ex just called and asked if she can sleep at my place because a stalker has been coming to her house at night.	12892
My girlfriend woke me up and told me that she heard screaming from my backyard	227
I invited the detective over for dinner who has been trying for weeks to find my missing wife.	121
“Sorry I asked you so many questions, some creep has been watching us and I didn’t want to accidentally buzz him up,” I told the pizza delivery guy at my door.	23
If my wife just called me saying she’s running errands, then who’s in bed with me right now?	1
I thought I was laying in bed with my wife, but heard her call out from the kitchen	1
I was fast	1