/u/akschurman's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Today was the inaugural drilling of earth's first asteroid mining operation.

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I saw my reflection blink.

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After inheriting my father's magical radio, I used the news from tomorrow to get rich.

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"Every body here seems to be in agreement that I'm some sort of inhuman monster.

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As I looked up at the stars from my spot in the virgin snow, I couldn't help but be filled with silent wonder.

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When I was jettisoned from the airlock, billions of miles from home, I thought I would die in the cold vacuum of space.

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On the upside, I was sure I'd broken the record for worlds largest pumpkin.

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When a person's mind is unplugged from the game, their avatar suffers a fatal stroke.

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My translator worked by physically downloading languages known by those around the wearer.

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For some, the day they give birth to their child is the happiest day of their lives.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Today was the inaugural drilling of earth's first asteroid mining operation.	383
I saw my reflection blink.	325
After inheriting my father's magical radio, I used the news from tomorrow to get rich.	31
"Every body here seems to be in agreement that I'm some sort of inhuman monster.	29
As I looked up at the stars from my spot in the virgin snow, I couldn't help but be filled with silent wonder.	27
When I was jettisoned from the airlock, billions of miles from home, I thought I would die in the cold vacuum of space.	26
On the upside, I was sure I'd broken the record for worlds largest pumpkin.	22
When a person's mind is unplugged from the game, their avatar suffers a fatal stroke.	22
My translator worked by physically downloading languages known by those around the wearer.	21
For some, the day they give birth to their child is the happiest day of their lives.	4