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“Babe, please go move the camera further away from the baby’s face, it’s taking up the entire screen on the baby monitor,” my wife mumbled before rolling over to go back to sleep.

6447 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Seeing those two beautiful eyes look up at me with such immense adoration made me truly understand the meaning of unconditional love.

1372 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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It is almost a certainty that somewhere in the world right now someone is definitely getting laid.

448 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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“Cause of death?” I asked, shocked at the amount of blood and tissue splattered all over the room. NSFW

444 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Earlier today at the hardware store a man came up to me and asked which type of rope we carried was the strongest.

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“I love you, Mom,” I said with tears welling up in my eyes.

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My mother turned her head and her eyes met mine as she smiled up at me.

83 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My girlfriend still won’t look me in the eye when she’s speaking to me.

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“Where to?” I asked the man who got into my cab.

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It is almost a certainty that somewhere in the world right now someone is definitely getting laid.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Babe, please go move the camera further away from the baby’s face, it’s taking up the entire screen on the baby monitor,” my wife mumbled before rolling over to go back to sleep.	6447	TwoSentenceHorror
Seeing those two beautiful eyes look up at me with such immense adoration made me truly understand the meaning of unconditional love.	1372	TwoSentenceSadness
It is almost a certainty that somewhere in the world right now someone is definitely getting laid.	448	TwoSentenceComedy
“Cause of death?” I asked, shocked at the amount of blood and tissue splattered all over the room. NSFW	444	TwoSentenceHorror
Earlier today at the hardware store a man came up to me and asked which type of rope we carried was the strongest.	124	TwoSentenceHorror
“I love you, Mom,” I said with tears welling up in my eyes.	114	TwoSentenceSadness
My mother turned her head and her eyes met mine as she smiled up at me.	83	TwoSentenceHorror
My girlfriend still won’t look me in the eye when she’s speaking to me.	75	TwoSentenceHorror
“Where to?” I asked the man who got into my cab.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
It is almost a certainty that somewhere in the world right now someone is definitely getting laid.	11	TwoSentenceSadness