/u/alexaplaymelodrama's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Mommy, I can see pointy ghosts outside my window," said my son.

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I wouldn't have had a problem with my daughter sneaking in at 2 in the morning

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I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

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"Mommy, look: baby brother looks like Rudolph!"

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"This meat grinder is really loud," I thought to myself.

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My parents always reminded me and my siblings to use protection

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Nothing in this world makes me sadder than not being able to attend my own funeral

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I was so happy when I received a letter from God that said I was destined for reincarnation

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Mommy, I can see pointy ghosts outside my window," said my son.	1305
I wouldn't have had a problem with my daughter sneaking in at 2 in the morning	922
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night	78
"Mommy, look: baby brother looks like Rudolph!"	55
"This meat grinder is really loud," I thought to myself.	46
My parents always reminded me and my siblings to use protection	27
Nothing in this world makes me sadder than not being able to attend my own funeral	20
I was so happy when I received a letter from God that said I was destined for reincarnation	17