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humans make good food, almost too good, do not go in the kitchen when a human is cooking!

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A: so this new race is small squishy weak skinny with no psychic power low mental power and is just barely in space?

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There's a reason humans wear heavy intimidating suits and act strong and aggressive

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Humans are a stress sponge, if you hug and squeeze them they will absorb depression and sadness So give your human a hug today

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dear humans (a poem for the great race we lost)

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Dear xlagiw

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Most aliens have an outer shell like a snail so when they see a human they try to either put it in a shell or bring it in to its shell for protection

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Combine 2 human traits friend shaped and the pursuit predator

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Humans didn't really evolve much so when they reach the galaxy some basic laws of nature don't apply to them and even the most basic karma only works sometimes

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it is a theory that for every being that can travel on its own in space there will always have a symbiote species that gets around in them and helps them

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
humans make good food, almost too good, do not go in the kitchen when a human is cooking!	308
A: so this new race is small squishy weak skinny with no psychic power low mental power and is just barely in space?	300
There's a reason humans wear heavy intimidating suits and act strong and aggressive	103
Humans are a stress sponge, if you hug and squeeze them they will absorb depression and sadness So give your human a hug today	59
dear humans (a poem for the great race we lost)	46
Dear xlagiw	42
Most aliens have an outer shell like a snail so when they see a human they try to either put it in a shell or bring it in to its shell for protection	34
Combine 2 human traits friend shaped and the pursuit predator	26
Humans didn't really evolve much so when they reach the galaxy some basic laws of nature don't apply to them and even the most basic karma only works sometimes	23
it is a theory that for every being that can travel on its own in space there will always have a symbiote species that gets around in them and helps them	22