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Nobody must ever know how intelligent I am

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As the genie asked what I wished for, I told him that I'd like to loose some weight.

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After I closed the oven, I smiled.

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As the owner of a coffee shop I love making people coffee and they love the coffee I make.

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I leaned over the sink, so I could see the zit I was popping better.

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I took the hanger out of my closet.

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His message read: “Under no circumstances, I repeat, in no damn scenario enter the house!“

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I never liked riding on trains, today is no different.

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The pain was excrutiating, it felt as if I burned alive, I was speechless.

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I have been in solitude for so unimaginable long it hurts.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Nobody must ever know how intelligent I am	28
As the genie asked what I wished for, I told him that I'd like to loose some weight.	21
After I closed the oven, I smiled.	18
As the owner of a coffee shop I love making people coffee and they love the coffee I make.	13
I leaned over the sink, so I could see the zit I was popping better.	12
I took the hanger out of my closet.	8
His message read: “Under no circumstances, I repeat, in no damn scenario enter the house!“	4
I never liked riding on trains, today is no different.	3
The pain was excrutiating, it felt as if I burned alive, I was speechless.	2
I have been in solitude for so unimaginable long it hurts.	0