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“...8...9...10...ready or not, here I come!” he exclaimed and began to search for her.

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My phone buzzed just as I was inviting my Tinder date inside after he drove me home.

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Satisfied with my work, I stepped back to admire the brick wall I’d just laid to imprison my nemesis.

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The two divers grew more and more excited as they discovered just how vast this undersea treasure was.

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I just LOVE my new baby and being a new mommy.

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For eighteen years my parents told me about the family superpower I’d get on my birthday of being able to see and discern deep evil in people’s hearts.

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He began to fire indiscriminately at the Viet Cong surrounding him, planning to take as many of them down as he can before they got him.

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I was still groggy and waking up from the anesthesia when they wheeled me past the hand-painted sign that read FEMALES CAN CUM… NSFW

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I’m not sure which is worse…the fact that my kidnappers have had me for almost three years, or that I’ve been free to leave for the past year.

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“There’s no such thing as ghosts, there’s no such thing as ghosts…” she muttered to herself as she tried to ignore the creak she heard from the dark hallway.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“...8...9...10...ready or not, here I come!” he exclaimed and began to search for her.	374
My phone buzzed just as I was inviting my Tinder date inside after he drove me home.	362
Satisfied with my work, I stepped back to admire the brick wall I’d just laid to imprison my nemesis.	243
The two divers grew more and more excited as they discovered just how vast this undersea treasure was.	181
I just LOVE my new baby and being a new mommy.	166
For eighteen years my parents told me about the family superpower I’d get on my birthday of being able to see and discern deep evil in people’s hearts.	84
He began to fire indiscriminately at the Viet Cong surrounding him, planning to take as many of them down as he can before they got him.	41
I was still groggy and waking up from the anesthesia when they wheeled me past the hand-painted sign that read FEMALES CAN CUM… NSFW	32
I’m not sure which is worse…the fact that my kidnappers have had me for almost three years, or that I’ve been free to leave for the past year.	23
“There’s no such thing as ghosts, there’s no such thing as ghosts…” she muttered to herself as she tried to ignore the creak she heard from the dark hallway.	18