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At the age of 5, I was so amazed at the bright lights of the cameras and the planes, that I barely heard my parent saying into a Microphone, "I'll finally get the happy child I always wanted."

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"COMFORT YOUR GREIVING KIDS!" She yelled at me.

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I was so happy when they said my child would visit me here in the hospital because it felt so long since I saw them.

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When I married you, I promised to give you all that I had.

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After my abusive mom won child support, alimony, my fathers retirement, the new car and house in the divorce, I cried. NSFW

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After all the overtime, I was finally able to close on the house, buy a new car, and send my wife & kids on vacation.

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They called me dramatic as I cried.

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I heard my doctor whisper to another that I had late Encephalitis lethargica after placing me in a coma.

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Everyone was looking at the 6 o'clock confused as the weather anchor kept talking about a non existent depression.

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The mutiple cell phone videos proved my innocence and the judge dismissed the charges "with prejudice."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
At the age of 5, I was so amazed at the bright lights of the cameras and the planes, that I barely heard my parent saying into a Microphone, "I'll finally get the happy child I always wanted."	1465
"COMFORT YOUR GREIVING KIDS!" She yelled at me.	63
I was so happy when they said my child would visit me here in the hospital because it felt so long since I saw them.	59
When I married you, I promised to give you all that I had.	43
After my abusive mom won child support, alimony, my fathers retirement, the new car and house in the divorce, I cried. NSFW	18
After all the overtime, I was finally able to close on the house, buy a new car, and send my wife & kids on vacation.	1
They called me dramatic as I cried.	1
I heard my doctor whisper to another that I had late Encephalitis lethargica after placing me in a coma.	1
Everyone was looking at the 6 o'clock confused as the weather anchor kept talking about a non existent depression.	1
The mutiple cell phone videos proved my innocence and the judge dismissed the charges "with prejudice."	1