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My son isn't breathing and my car won't start. Its firmware is updating.

1656 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Listen, no advancement in human augmentation has come without burning through a few hundred monkeys. This process is no different, we’ve just expanded our idea of who counts as a monkey.

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"I thought you said you were a vampire hunter," I said watching my host advance, fangs extended. "Yes my dear, and you've just been caught."

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My son isn't breathing and my car won't start. Its firmware is updating.	1656	TwoSentenceHorror
Listen, no advancement in human augmentation has come without burning through a few hundred monkeys. This process is no different, we’ve just expanded our idea of who counts as a monkey.	103	TwoSentenceHorror
"I thought you said you were a vampire hunter," I said watching my host advance, fangs extended. "Yes my dear, and you've just been caught."	62	TwoSentenceHorror