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"I tried to heat him up because he was cold!" wailed my daughter as I followed her into the kitchen.

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"It looks just like our pet," said my wife as our kid opened the present and pulled out a stuffed cat from the box.

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I laughed as my cat stuck its paw in my mouth, then its head.

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After hours of tossing and turning, her movements ceased and her breathing stilled.

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As I plummeted into the ocean, I realized nobody was coming to save me.

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As my head finally resurfaced, I sucked in a huge breath.

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"The job was done before I even got there," said the assassin through my phone.

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I opened the launcher for my game and, out of curiosity, clicked on the page labeled "Security Vulnerability in Java Edition."

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I woke up this morning, looked in the mirror, and saw myself.

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I tried to jump over my own leg like a jump rope.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I tried to heat him up because he was cold!" wailed my daughter as I followed her into the kitchen.	2938
"It looks just like our pet," said my wife as our kid opened the present and pulled out a stuffed cat from the box.	78
I laughed as my cat stuck its paw in my mouth, then its head.	53
After hours of tossing and turning, her movements ceased and her breathing stilled.	17
As I plummeted into the ocean, I realized nobody was coming to save me.	8
As my head finally resurfaced, I sucked in a huge breath.	7
"The job was done before I even got there," said the assassin through my phone.	4
I opened the launcher for my game and, out of curiosity, clicked on the page labeled "Security Vulnerability in Java Edition."	4
I woke up this morning, looked in the mirror, and saw myself.	1
I tried to jump over my own leg like a jump rope.	1