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She knows I hate maggots in the kitchen.

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I had a friend who died of constipation.

328 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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Welcome to hell, rapist zA99X2.

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This one has such great taste in music, I'll just curl up here and listen for awhile.

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"Knock and it shall be opened" is the scripture they always quoted.

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He watched the door slam shut locking the four of them outside.

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The adrenaline has slowed time beyond imagining I am sure I am about to die.

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This vegan lifestyle has been so easy with your support, she smiled as she lifted the fork to her mouth.

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Since I've been paralyzed, it licks my ear all night, every night.

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I smile because I know today is my last day at work.

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