/u/ancilleno's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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He knows I hate clipping my beautiful plants for his herbal tea.

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My punishment for my fame and greed is worse than I could have imagined.

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I fell asleep reassured by the shadow the dreamcatcher cast on my wall from its place in the window.

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Since wishing for perfect health, only my jaw hurt.

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I am so glad all my friends and family came to see this last coffee table.

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[AUGUST2020] you're not me, you don't know the things I've done.

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I finally got to the mirror to get the eyelash I felt stabbing into my eye all afternoon.

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The two most exciting things in my life were being hired to work on utility poles even though I'm deaf and then getting my new cochlear implants to hear.

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Hypermind immortality lets my family remember every detail of their lives as if reliving it again and pass those memories on to a relative.

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Just push these two buttons with your thumbs to turn off the lights.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He knows I hate clipping my beautiful plants for his herbal tea.	14
My punishment for my fame and greed is worse than I could have imagined.	12
I fell asleep reassured by the shadow the dreamcatcher cast on my wall from its place in the window.	11
Since wishing for perfect health, only my jaw hurt.	11
I am so glad all my friends and family came to see this last coffee table.	9
[AUGUST2020] you're not me, you don't know the things I've done.	8
I finally got to the mirror to get the eyelash I felt stabbing into my eye all afternoon.	7
The two most exciting things in my life were being hired to work on utility poles even though I'm deaf and then getting my new cochlear implants to hear.	6
Hypermind immortality lets my family remember every detail of their lives as if reliving it again and pass those memories on to a relative.	5
Just push these two buttons with your thumbs to turn off the lights.	5