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We were told by the army liaison officer that we’d have to be prepared for our son’s arrival home and finally there he was on our porch in his dress uniform looking at me with cold eyes.
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As the U-Boat Kaptain it was my duty to make the surviving crew’s final moments as swift and painless as possible saving the last bullet for myself. As I pulled the trigger, the wreck settled and I only succeeded in shooting off my jaw.
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After years of experiments I have successfully managed to tap into the consciousness of everything including the planet
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The Mountain Monster found us first and used its mind control to walk us over the edge in to the Abyss. As I fell away from its influence I regained awareness and could see my companions were already impacting on the jagged rocks below.
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In hindsight working up a ladder in a busy kitchen was a mistake. The last thing I ever saw was the boiling oil as I fell headfirst into the fryer.
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I knew I should never have trusted the Nigerian Prince would pay me to transfer the gold bullion. Now the CRA keeps calling me telling me there is a warrant out for my arrest and they just won’t stop…
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Trick or treating is going to be fun this year, but I don’t have the time or frankly the patience to put on the clown make up. At least the clown had stopped convulsing so I could cut with more precision.
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