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I was always jealous that girls who had bad grades just had to blow a teacher to get A’s. I decided I’d take X-Change so I could do it too, but I didn’t expect such a big challenge on my first go… NSFW
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“What the hell are you looking at? Ugh, don’t tell me, you know about Project Canuck. Yeah yeah, so what if the government picks one guy every year to turn into Canada’s perfect girl? Just shut up and do what you have to do, then get outta here…” NSFW
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I can’t fucking stand my roommate so I decided I’d just swap him with the person living next door in hopes that I wouldn’t have the issue again. It worked! Only one problem, I ended up swapping with her instead! Then again, I’m not complaining… NSFW
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My aunt always gets on me for being a bad nephew but I always tell her I don’t care what some old lady like her thinks. She got mad at me and told me she was going to change my perspective. I didn’t think she was gonna make me some futa milf like her!! NSFW
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“I can’t believe I let you talk me into this stupid cosplay shit not to mention changing me… you better buy me whatever I want or I’ll find someone who will…” NSFW
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