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Counting sheep is a good way to fall asleep.

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Whenever I go hunting, I always bring a camera to take a picture of the animal I’m about to kill.

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On Monday, I saw thousands of spiders crawling out from under the carpet.

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Not many people know what’s inside a speed bump.

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I thought there was nothing scarier than being alone in the woods at night.

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The biggest threat to humanity hasn’t arrived yet.

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I can’t stand looking at the weatherman’s fake, lying smile on TV.

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Children seem to only think about the monsters under the bed.

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I thought there was something in my walls because of the noise.

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The police department was unsettled when they heard of several faceless intruders breaking into homes.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Counting sheep is a good way to fall asleep.	11151
Whenever I go hunting, I always bring a camera to take a picture of the animal I’m about to kill.	345
On Monday, I saw thousands of spiders crawling out from under the carpet.	199
Not many people know what’s inside a speed bump.	116
I thought there was nothing scarier than being alone in the woods at night.	86
The biggest threat to humanity hasn’t arrived yet.	68
I can’t stand looking at the weatherman’s fake, lying smile on TV.	65
Children seem to only think about the monsters under the bed.	64
I thought there was something in my walls because of the noise.	26
The police department was unsettled when they heard of several faceless intruders breaking into homes.	25