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Fusion finally solved the worlds energy crisis!

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We thought the uncanny valley was evolved from something we saw in the past.

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I paid good money to get the ticket in advance

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Congratulations mister Carune, you have in effect achieved immortality by being the first human to upload your consciousness into a non corporeal state.

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Congratulations mister Johnson, you're the first person to survive the carnivorous earwig transecting the entire brain!

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I hear the train and see it's headlight in plenty of time to get out of it's way.

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Two of the Dragons left the planet in rockets funded by their hoards of gold and diamonds.

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When the first hornet of the swarm lands on my cheek my instinct is to slap it away.

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A lifetime on this earth is entirely too much to bear.

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With the ingenuity rover, humankind has for the first time achieved powered flight on another planet.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Fusion finally solved the worlds energy crisis!	86
We thought the uncanny valley was evolved from something we saw in the past.	58
I paid good money to get the ticket in advance	41
Congratulations mister Carune, you have in effect achieved immortality by being the first human to upload your consciousness into a non corporeal state.	37
Congratulations mister Johnson, you're the first person to survive the carnivorous earwig transecting the entire brain!	26
I hear the train and see it's headlight in plenty of time to get out of it's way.	24
Two of the Dragons left the planet in rockets funded by their hoards of gold and diamonds.	21
When the first hornet of the swarm lands on my cheek my instinct is to slap it away.	17
A lifetime on this earth is entirely too much to bear.	13
With the ingenuity rover, humankind has for the first time achieved powered flight on another planet.	12