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The wizard granted me the ability to reply to anyone in any language I hear them speak.

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The spell that made Brigadoon awaken for only one day every 100 years was supposed to be for the villager's protection.

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Pain surged through my body, shocking me awake.

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She didn't believe in monsters, so she never cared about her feet dangling over the edge of the bed while she slept.

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She glanced over his shoulder at the immense throng of people waiting to apologize to her...

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When my siblings and I returned to Narnia, centuries had passed, and the land we were to rule was peacefully inhabited by thousands of adorable talking animals.

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At first he was glad the genii had granted his wish to live forever.

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My money doesn't jiggle, it folds.

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"She calls me her best friend," Min groaned to the support group, "but she dumps everything on me, and won't stop whining and it's all so...cringe, and sad, and exhausting, and...and toxic!"

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"It's finished," the team leader sighed, "everything on earth is powered by renewable energy sources, and ironically, we couldn't have done it without climate change's help."

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The wizard granted me the ability to reply to anyone in any language I hear them speak.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
The spell that made Brigadoon awaken for only one day every 100 years was supposed to be for the villager's protection.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
Pain surged through my body, shocking me awake.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
She didn't believe in monsters, so she never cared about her feet dangling over the edge of the bed while she slept.	4	TwoSentenceComedy
She glanced over his shoulder at the immense throng of people waiting to apologize to her...	3	TwoSentenceHorror
When my siblings and I returned to Narnia, centuries had passed, and the land we were to rule was peacefully inhabited by thousands of adorable talking animals.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
At first he was glad the genii had granted his wish to live forever.	2	TwoSentenceHorror
My money doesn't jiggle, it folds.	1	TwoSentenceComedy
"She calls me her best friend," Min groaned to the support group, "but she dumps everything on me, and won't stop whining and it's all so...cringe, and sad, and exhausting, and...and toxic!"	1	TwoSentenceHorror
"It's finished," the team leader sighed, "everything on earth is powered by renewable energy sources, and ironically, we couldn't have done it without climate change's help."	1	TwoSentenceHorror