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I was worried when my mate would disappear every new moon, only to return in a day or two, his eyes full of guilt and his hair full of that terrible scent.

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The probing pin pricks on my skin slowly roused me and, sleepily, I wondered, "after so many millennia, is it finally time for war again?"

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The humanoid robot rebels burst into our office, swearing to kill every human they found.

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My friend told me, "don't get high on pills, get high on life!"

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I was careful to teach my daughter how to stay safe if she had to be out at night.

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Thinking I'd avoid any chance of going to hell when I die, I found a spell that would allow my ghost to inhabit any place I'd ever lived or visited in my life, but only those places.

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We used to laugh at our crazy neighbor, who believed all birds are robots.

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[WP] You have any superpower possible, but only one at a time and you don't know what it is. It's just "whatever is needed most right now." Everytime there a crisis you have to puzzle out what you have and sometimes it isn't obvious how it fits the need as you see it.

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In the days before the invasion, we amused ourselves by walking among them in broad daylight, wearing shirts that said, "We're aliens! And we're about to kill you all!"

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At first I was delighted when the energy drink I'd invented worked even better than I'd dreamed.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was worried when my mate would disappear every new moon, only to return in a day or two, his eyes full of guilt and his hair full of that terrible scent.	4109	TwoSentenceHorror
The probing pin pricks on my skin slowly roused me and, sleepily, I wondered, "after so many millennia, is it finally time for war again?"	2801	TwoSentenceHorror
The humanoid robot rebels burst into our office, swearing to kill every human they found.	2651	TwoSentenceHorror
My friend told me, "don't get high on pills, get high on life!"	1080	TwoSentenceHorror
I was careful to teach my daughter how to stay safe if she had to be out at night.	665	TwoSentenceHorror
Thinking I'd avoid any chance of going to hell when I die, I found a spell that would allow my ghost to inhabit any place I'd ever lived or visited in my life, but only those places.	566	TwoSentenceHorror
We used to laugh at our crazy neighbor, who believed all birds are robots.	510	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You have any superpower possible, but only one at a time and you don't know what it is. It's just "whatever is needed most right now." Everytime there a crisis you have to puzzle out what you have and sometimes it isn't obvious how it fits the need as you see it.	462	WritingPrompts
In the days before the invasion, we amused ourselves by walking among them in broad daylight, wearing shirts that said, "We're aliens! And we're about to kill you all!"	422	TwoSentenceHorror
At first I was delighted when the energy drink I'd invented worked even better than I'd dreamed.	318	TwoSentenceHorror