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Chelsea thought her geeky neighbor was a touch creepy, but she couldn't resist when he offered to show her history in the time machine he'd invented.

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Ran listened patiently, trying to avoid rolling his eyes, as his neighbor ranted on about lizard people secretly ruling the earth.

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I grew numb with fear as I read the words on the screen, "We're sorry, but we no longer offer tech support for this product."

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Pain surged through his body, shocking him awake.

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Seth read that positive self talk was vital to achieving his goals.

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We'd hoped to find a way to communicate with them before they went extinct, but the hurdles were too high and we never came to understand each other.

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I was surprised and delighted when someone as old as me was accepted to join the new colony on Mars.

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My fellow Americans, as you know, this week marks twenty years since we "declared war" on the rat populations in our cities.

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I'd do anything to protect my daughter, so when she begged me to help her hide her husband's body, naturally I said yes.

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I thought the gentle hummm soothing, and my little friends took such delight in the flowers I brought them.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Chelsea thought her geeky neighbor was a touch creepy, but she couldn't resist when he offered to show her history in the time machine he'd invented.	255	TwoSentenceHorror
Ran listened patiently, trying to avoid rolling his eyes, as his neighbor ranted on about lizard people secretly ruling the earth.	248	TwoSentenceComedy
I grew numb with fear as I read the words on the screen, "We're sorry, but we no longer offer tech support for this product."	237	TwoSentenceHorror
Pain surged through his body, shocking him awake.	217	TwoSentenceHorror
Seth read that positive self talk was vital to achieving his goals.	214	TwoSentenceHorror
We'd hoped to find a way to communicate with them before they went extinct, but the hurdles were too high and we never came to understand each other.	189	TwoSentenceHorror
I was surprised and delighted when someone as old as me was accepted to join the new colony on Mars.	108	TwoSentenceHorror
My fellow Americans, as you know, this week marks twenty years since we "declared war" on the rat populations in our cities.	94	TwoSentenceHorror
I'd do anything to protect my daughter, so when she begged me to help her hide her husband's body, naturally I said yes.	86	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought the gentle hummm soothing, and my little friends took such delight in the flowers I brought them.	83	TwoSentenceComedy