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I hesitated to attempt to fulfill my life's dreams, but the stats don't lie.

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Everything I needed to learn I learned in kindergarten

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When I wished for immortality, I was careful to also wish for eternal youth.

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The authorities assured us the new IDs were good for life.

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"You're the most humane person I've ever met," my patient told me as she left my office.

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"Caribbean," I said, and the magic ring took me there instantly, just as the wizard had promised.

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When he was young, he dreamed of doing great things, but now, an old man, he knew he had failed to accomplish anything lasting.

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The seemingly endless rain of poison and debris suddenly stopped.

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We were thrilled that the new 3-D printers replicated so well that that the product looked, smelled, and tasted like real food.

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desperate to lose weight, I devoted myself to years of research to solve the problem.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I hesitated to attempt to fulfill my life's dreams, but the stats don't lie.	82	TwoSentenceHorror
Everything I needed to learn I learned in kindergarten	64	TwoSentenceComedy
When I wished for immortality, I was careful to also wish for eternal youth.	56	TwoSentenceHorror
The authorities assured us the new IDs were good for life.	53	TwoSentenceHorror
"You're the most humane person I've ever met," my patient told me as she left my office.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
"Caribbean," I said, and the magic ring took me there instantly, just as the wizard had promised.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
When he was young, he dreamed of doing great things, but now, an old man, he knew he had failed to accomplish anything lasting.	41	TwoSentenceHorror
The seemingly endless rain of poison and debris suddenly stopped.	30	TwoSentenceHorror
We were thrilled that the new 3-D printers replicated so well that that the product looked, smelled, and tasted like real food.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
desperate to lose weight, I devoted myself to years of research to solve the problem.	26	TwoSentenceHorror