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"Cold hands warm heart," she whispered as she led me into her room.

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I'm a "till death do us part" kind of guy.

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He was granted his wish to be young again, but with all his life memories intact.

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I was delighted when mandatory recycling of everything became law.

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When the conquerors descended from the skies to live among us, they were pleased at how accommodating we were, how willing to assimilate.

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The wizard raised his hands and muttered until he was certain all the enchantment had been removed.

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I told my employees to think of work as family.

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The ritual complete, I gazed in satisfaction at the form of my daughter, now possessed by the demon I'd summoned up from the pit.

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To help ease my depression, my therapist suggested I focus on happy memories, accomplishments, and things I was proud of.

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My dad used to say, "live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse!"

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Cold hands warm heart," she whispered as she led me into her room.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
I'm a "till death do us part" kind of guy.	26	TwoSentenceHorror
He was granted his wish to be young again, but with all his life memories intact.	25	TwoSentenceHorror
I was delighted when mandatory recycling of everything became law.	25	TwoSentenceHorror
When the conquerors descended from the skies to live among us, they were pleased at how accommodating we were, how willing to assimilate.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
The wizard raised his hands and muttered until he was certain all the enchantment had been removed.	23	TwoSentenceComedy
I told my employees to think of work as family.	20	TwoSentenceComedy
The ritual complete, I gazed in satisfaction at the form of my daughter, now possessed by the demon I'd summoned up from the pit.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
To help ease my depression, my therapist suggested I focus on happy memories, accomplishments, and things I was proud of.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
My dad used to say, "live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse!"	16	TwoSentenceHorror