/u/aqua_zesty_man's posts
[WP] A phone that works by gravity waves has just been invented. Moments after power is hooked up, the scientists hear their own voices come at them over the speaker: "hello, is this thing on?"
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[WP] The bathrooms in the back of every Wal-Mart have latches with padlocks. They're not for keeping people out, but keeping things in.
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[WP] You miss your childhood imaginary friend so much, you had a tattoo made of them. Afterward, the artist claimed they'd used some extra special ink because he knew "you would appreciate the finer details". The next morning as you lay in bed, you hear a faint, familiar voice call to you by name.
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[WP] You are Merlin, a reverse time traveler from the 21st century trying to save humanity from itself in your era. You're frustrated because you keep running across legends of yourself from history. Then you meet your nemesis: a fanboy traveler from your distant future.
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[WP] What modern civilization with all of its electronic wonders and applications fears the most is not a worldwide power outage, but a power outrage.
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[EU] You've been living in the last tunneltown of Mars, all others overrun by the Rage virus. When the hordes of violent red-eyed psychos break through the last barricades, you realize the only way of escape is up.
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[WP] The problem with traveling to other stars via astral projection, is you still have to find your way back.
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[WP] A line of vehicles winds down the road from the checkpoint into the distance. Each driver in turn holds their smartphone against their side window to have it scanned. None of them wants to be here, but they have to be.
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[WP] Don't let the con artists and crazies tell you otherwise; spirits can only ever manifest in an area in which there is a single light source that is "dimmer than an overcast sky at high noon".
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